“One stroke. Two witnesses. Zero chance he called the shot.”
The Committee recognizes the trash can as a temporary movable disgrace.
Honorary Tard field evidence
Trash Can Ace.
Andy unearthed vintage evidence: Mike hit a golf ball directly into the tee box trash can back in the day. Not a hole-in-one. Not a GIR. A sacred TIR — Trash In Regulation.
Mike · identified Tard · Andy archives
Tee box sanitation incident
Field-submitted video from Andy’s archives, now properly identified as Mike from back in the day. The scorecard has no box for this, which is exactly why the internet does.
New stat category unlocked
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TIR: Trash In Regulation.
Mike gets the historical credit. Andy gets archivist immunity for preserving the evidence.